Meet a Judge: Eelke Folmer

Despite Al gore getting all the credit for inventing the Internet (I thought it was "Internets" now?) it was actually Eelke Folmer who captured this entity deep in the dark jungle of the Congo (circa 1980) and made it into what it is today. He also discovered Michelle Hinn living there amongst a tribe of monkeys (which explains her red hair & her craving for banana's) and brought her back to society.

Eelke's other notable achievements include: counting towards infinity and back (twice in '82 & ' 85) using only three coconuts and a carton of milk. After going literally crazy trying to divide by zero with a pair of mangos in 1987, he has been locked up in a mental hospital since and only released recently..... to be a judge on accessibility idol.

Editor's Note: Audience should be aware of additional security at the AI session. Should you see Eelke make any sudden moves, please stand on your chair and shout "there are no more pickles!" This will alert security to a potential problem and will promptly excort you out of the session to help maintain Eelke's grasp on reality.

Photos: Unavailable at this time. We didn't have a lens big enough to capture this 12 foot 8 Dutchboy.