Meet A Contestant: Noah Falstein

Noah Falstein has been developing games for quite some time, since before technology caught up with his imagination (for example, his conception of the game "Rock", although limited in scope, was seen by some as to be critical to later developments in playability afforded by the inventions of Paper and Scissors). He was one of the first ten employees at Lucasfilm Games, The 3DO Company, and Dreamworks Interactive, and remains the first and sole employee of his freelance design firm, The Inspiracy.

Conspiracy theories? That's right...we've heard that when actor/wrestler "The Rock" heard that he was a figment of Noah's imagination, D-listers all over Hollywood shook in fear that Noah would call them out as well. Meanwhile, a (fax) paper trail has been hitting every Kinkos in Tinseltown saying that "The Rock' is so over! Love, Noah" and "The Rock" was seen only 15 minutes ago cutting paper dolls out of one of the faxed copies.

Attorneys for Falstein dismissed all press inquiries except to say that Noah never even mentioned "The Rock" -- he was only referring to "A" Rock. This just in -- the unknown "faxer" was none other than Kid Rock -- Kid...lonely without Pam?

We'd thought that everything was finally cleared up for Noah and his fellow sole employees, a government inquest was started looking into the possibility that Falstein may have created the country of Iraq. Here we go...yet another celeb making the political rounds! The question remains, however -- will Noah run for president of Iraq or the United States. Washington insiders are abuzz...