News from the Road: November 4, 2006

You know...it's going to be a long road ahead for your weary jetsetting reporter for the AI fan blog. Already our lines have been clogged up with publicists asking "who will so-and-so be wearing?" And, frankly, we just don't have the answers yet. Knowing our host, Michelle, as well as we do (and who didn't catch her in Us Weekly this week?) she'll probably wear some freaky outfit that will scare us all. But we miss those days of fashion insanity -- what ever happened to Cher and her crazy Academy Awards outfits? Ooh. Maybe Michelle's been channelling Cher...or maybe is the vitamin X (yes, xanax everyone) that she "needs" according to her to deal with all these Dutch prima donna judges.

Sigh...will these celebs ever learn?